You may not have the finest picture on
the page, but your byline that reads,
“Oh where have all the nice men gone,”
is fair enough. Your background photo leads
me to believe you really do like long
walks upon the shore, and even though
you somehow spelled the word “romantik” wrong
and I don’t often take the time to go
to Europe as you have, I don’t see why
your typos and your puffed up vitae should
prevent someone from giving you a try
(You’ve only said what anybody would).
But if you’re thirty-five years old, I am,
without a doubt, the king of old Siam.