Hello everyone. Looks like it’s time to dip into the mail bag once again and see what people have to say. Here is an interesting letter I recieved earlier this week.
Dear Il Compendium. You seem to know a lot about love, so I hope you can answer my question. I have been trying to get a girlfriend for a long time now. I am thoughtful and romantic but I have been turned down by the last ten women I have tried to go out with. Why do you think that could be?
Well…Maybe you’re an asshole. Be sure to sing along now.