A few thoughts on summer

You never really know what boredom is until you spend an entire summer working a job that you completely suck at while living with your mom. I work ten hours a day at an auto shop. Not only is this the most boring thing that a human being can do with his time, but also, I’m about as good at this as I would be at flying the freaking space shuttle. So needless to say, I’m having a good ol’e time looking like a stupid moron all day long. Also, when one lives with his mother, one can reasonably expect that he will not get any women to go out with him, at all, any time, ever. So I spend my spare time smoking cigars and listening to nineteenth-century novels on audiobook…wheeeeeeee!